Over the past few months, I’ve ordered small quantities of “international” drinks — primarily Ribena and Irn Bru — so that I can drink exotic beverages in my far-flung corner of Kentucky.

I’ve also been drinking Amish birch beer, which tastes like liquified spearmint. It bubbles and tickles, but it doesn’t burn.

Speaking of stuff that fills up cups, I was looking for a nice set of balconette … underpinnings, and I couldn’t find anything that looked special. I wondered if shopping online for that sort of thing is less productive than marching into a store and looking around.

Remember when we’d go to the mall and stop at Victoria’s Secret and Aeropostale and Charlotte Russe? I loved going to the mall, traipsing from store to store.

But I was always too afraid to go in Abercrombie & Fitch. I was afraid of being turned away for being too unattractive. 😵‍💫

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